Boyinaband, Makemebad35 - Rubber Duckie Song

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This is my rubber ducky
He is cute, he is sexy
Aren’t you jealous of my ducky?
He was five bucks
This duck’s a whore
If you’re ever feeling lonely and feeling blue
You know what to do
Buy a ducky
Buy a ducky
Dump your boyfriend, dump your girlfriend
Rubber ducky love will never end
Dump your boyfriend, dump your girlfriend
Rubber ducky love will never end
My ducky farts rainbows, my ducky shits halos
My ducky pisses flowers and he likes to take showers
Would you like to take a bath with me?
With me and my rubber ducky
You bring the water, I’ll bring the bubbles
Tonight will be great
On a rubber ducky date
If you’re ever feeling lonely and feeling blue
You know what to do
Dump your boyfriend, dump your girlfriend
Rubber ducky love will never end
Dump your boyfriend, dump your girlfriend
Rubber ducky love will never end
If your mom hates you, buy a ducky
Buy a ducky
If you have a small penis, buy a ducky
If you hate eating broccoli, buy a ducky
If you cried during Toy Story 3, buy a ducky
If you want to beat hookers with sausages, buy a ducky
If your cat pissed in your bed, buy a ducky
Quack break down
Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
Your life sucks
Without a duck