C-Mob - I've Been Told (Skit)

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The Devil: So, I see you’ve been pretty busy. How you like the job and all your
powers so far?
C-Mob: Man, I could get used to this
The Devil: That’s good to hear
C-Mob: So, tell me this. Since the Devil’s job is to see if people are worthy
of God’s blessings, that means we have a direct line of communication to God,
right?
The Devil: That is correct
C-Mob: So when do I get to talk to God?
The Devil: That all depends on your final decision, whether or not you choose
to keep the job
C-Mob: Okay, right on. I’ve always wanted to talk to God. I got a lot of
questions I’d like to ask him
The Devil: Him? What makes you think God’s a man?
C-Mob: Hold on. So you mean to tell me God’s a woman?
The Devil: Hehe, I guess you’ll never know unless you take the job
C-Mob: Ha, you know you’re an asshole, right?
The Devil: Hehehehe, I’ve been told. And speaking of women, mortal ones that is,
you know you can use your powers for more than just terror, right?
C-Mob: What you mean?
The Devil: Women, they find it very hard to resist the Devil’s charm
C-Mob: Shit! Women already find it hard to resist my charm. I don’t need your
devil powers for that. haha
The Devil: Hehehehe, you know you’re an asshole, right?
C-Mob: Ha! Yeah, I’ve been told