Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast, Rachel Bloom, Donna Lynne Champlin, Vella Lovell, Gabrielle Ruiz - Let's Generalize About Men feat. Rachel Bloom, Donna Lynne Champlin, Vella Lovell & Gabrielle Ruiz

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At every member of the opposite sex
Oh God, we hate them!
Let’s not distinguish between them at all
Let’s just drink a lot more alcohol
And then high-five each other
As we make a bunch of blanket statements
Let’s generalize about men! (x2)
Let’s take one bad thing about one man
And then apply it to all of them
Let’s conflate all the guys
Let’s generalize about men!
All men are completely repressed
(Uh-huh!)
All men only want to have sex
There are no exceptions
All three billion men are like this
All 3.6 billion men!
All men are emotionally stunted
When asked how they feel, every man’s always grunted
And why do men never listen and only think about themselves
As opposed to women, who always listen and never think about themselves?
Ooh, I hear you, girl!
Let’s generalize about men! (x2)
Let’s get super-lit and not admit
This is a kind of primal ritual we need now and then
Maybe our spirits will rise
If we generalize about men!
All men are stupid and childish
Even the ones who are smart and mature
All men do each and every day
Is watch porn, eat wings, burp, fart, and snore
Hey, what about gay men?
Oh no, gay men are fine
Gay men are all really great
Every single one
They’re never mean, just sassy
They’re all completely adorable and fun
So let’s focus for now on straight men
Let’s just generalize about them
They’re all monsters
They’re murderers
They’re rapists
Totally
Wait, I have sons
Your sons are gonna be rapists