Dirty Dike, Mr Key - Average Wank Fam

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Yah!
Piss on your fucking face!
How’d ya like me now
Whats up wankman, pusman, softman, slugman, Sergeant Shit
Hip-hop, suck my cock
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It goes cock-slot, sloshpot, average wank
I shat my pants at the taxi rank
Flagged a caravan, in the back a plan
Shagged your rancid nan with a shandy can
Fuckman havin it in Amsterdam
With a fat bag of chang and a handi-cam
Yeah that’s the plan
Wham-bam thank you ma’am
You get backhand slapped with a rancid palm
Blam-Blam!
All up in your face with my pork
Cause I’m Eggman holdin down the door with the walrus
Rawless!
That ain’t ID
And bruv you dont want to test cause your mates might see
Your face get penetrated with HIV
Cause I be Bogman all up in your face like beef!
You ain’t baked like me
My cock tastes like cheese!
So microwave my pie and bake my beans!
Hip-hop, suck my cock
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Average Wank Fam
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Slap the oppressor gettin rugged on a rough tip
Ridin to battle on the belly of a fuck pig
Juicin my pus just to spread it on my crumpets
One-tit, Two-tit, pig’s got nuff tits!
Sixteen and a thick piss stream
Man I sip Jim Beam as my fit bitch cleans
And fuck big tits I’m a shit-tits fiend!
With a map full of pins where my skinny dick’s been!
All city blood
All pretty sluts listen up
SMB’s all sick as fuck
Balls drippin blood
Walrus a bitta pus bit of rough with a bad crowd
Little Miss Piss givin love to the smack crowd
Back Down! Macked out with a fat crown
Blacked out lookin smacked out with my pants down!
I had a wank at my nan’s house
Damn, I better get back in my tank now
Baitman the gangster
Spaceman the wanker!
Wasteman came in a cape in the stanza
Salaryman with a crate full of champers
Rapeman will shag you
Safeman will thank you
Sergeant Shit he ain’t changin his pampers
Drop turds in the fast lane in a tractor
Wankman’ll wank on a plate full of pasta
Wankman’ll wank on an eigth of your ganja
Wankman wanked on the plane to Alaska
Wankman’ll wank on your face if he has to!
Pissman, pusman, pigman, fuckman
Policeman, Bogman, slugman, nuffman
Bigman, buffman, milkman, postman, snowman
Smacked out tramps now ya know man
Pissman, pusman, pigman, fuckman
Policeman, bogman, slugman, nuffman
Bigman, buffman, milkman, postman, snowman
Smacked out tramps now ya know man
Hip-hop, suck my cock
Average Wank Fam
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Hip-hop, suck my cock
Average Wank Fam
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