Random Encounters - Everything's a Puzzle: A Professor Layton Song Instrumental

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Everything’s a puzzle,
A myst’ry to me!
The shape of this toast, or
The taste of my tea!
Everything’s a riddle;
A quand’ry to solve!
I’ll best every test,
No matter what they involve!
We’ve got to use every clue;
Till we deduce the final key!
We’ve got to plan every move
Three steps ahead!
I don’t think you can even do that…
We’ve got to search every inch,
And do it mathematically!
Till we solve every riddle,
Colossal or little,
By fiddling with things methodically!
Professor, I don’t see how this is a puzzle-
Now now, Luke! Hop to it! That’s what a gentleman does!
Don’t get used to this.
Everything’s a puzzle!
And all that I see
Awaits a solution
From someone like me!
Quantify this mayonnaise!
Finagle this cheese!
Triangulate pant-size
Of this underwear please!
Professor, that’s well and good,
But really, have you lost your mind?
There are no puzzles to solve
Beneath a skirt…
Quite astute of you!
We’ve got to crack every code,
Decipher every glyph we find!
There’s no need for hints
With both our brains combined!
Professor-
Everything’s a puzzle!
I’m sure you’ll agree
That everything’s a puzzle
To me!
Everything’s a puzzle
To tinker and tweak!
To dig in and dissect
The source of mystique!
Every new enigma
Proves veritably that
Everything’s a puz-zle
To me!