The Busters - Ruder Than Rude

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I’m going pissed to church and sing
The Russian national hymn
I like to fart in libraries
And I do it with a grin
And fuck, fuck, fuck
My best friend’s girl
And tell him she’s a slag
And in a crowded aeroplane
I love to use the bag
I’m mean, I’m bad, I lie to you
I never tell the truth
Set fire to your bed at night
And shit into your boot
So, if you ever should think for yourself
How nice it would be, oh so nice
Rip off your sister’s teddy bear
Stay rude — that’s my advice
Selling dope to teenage kids
Is the biggest fun
The money I get out of it
Enough to buy a gun
I steal old ladies' handbags
And I drink the last beer
I nick my bosses' Jaguar
And sell it much to dear
I’m mean, I’m bad, I lie to you
I never tell the truth
Set fire to your bed at night
And shit into your boot
So, if you ever should think for yourself
How nice it would be, oh so nice
Rip off your sister’s teddy bear
Stay rude — that’s my advice