Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast, Rachel Bloom, Jamie Denbo - So Maternal

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Parenting ain’t harrowing, demanding or traumatic!
Let’s face facts, moms say that
When they’re not this good at it!
Step aside ladies, give your babies
To a Carol Brady level matriarch
The only hard part of it is, how hard I’ll hit this
When I knock it out of the park!
Your hands (Raise ‘em up)
Your glass (Raise it up)
Low expectations (Raise ‘em up)
Your children, I’m gonna raise ‘em up!
It’s instinctual, I’m a natural
I am tireless multi-taskical
My mom gave the flame and it’ll burn eternal
Damn, I’m so maternal!
So maternal
So maternal
So maternal
(spoken)
Tommy, lunch!
You’re listening to «Mom Time Daily.» And we’re so honored to have super-mom
Rebecca Bunch here on our podcast today
Rebecca, you are one of the most incredible moms I have ever seen,
even though you don’t have any children and you’ve only been babysitting for
less than an hour. How do you do it?
First of all, I want to say what an honor it is for you to have me on your
podcast
You know, I guess I just instinctively get how to be a mom and that’s what sets
me apart from other «mothers.»
Agreed, other mothers are losers
Heh, yes
Gonna keep ‘em warm, gonna keep ‘em safe
Gonna keep their homework free of mistakes
If a kid get hungry, I’ll feed his face
A real wholesome meal—piece of cake
(spoken)
Here, have a piece of cake
(sung)
Energy (Let's bring it up)
The volume (DJ, bring it up)
My spotlight-light (God, bring it up)
Your children, you’re gonna let me bring 'em up
It comes easily, it’s effortless
Even Gwyneth said, «You're the best at this»
In her well-respected online journal…
Good God, I’m so maternal!
So maternal
So maternal
So maternal
So maternal